Rite.. Nth to do.. so decided to come online and bitch. YES! BITCH! *Jiawen.. shut up... it's my fav. hobby, don't comment* So ppl, i am trying my first attempt to write a biography of a few yrs of a person's life...
Today's topic queen: Julia the Moon Conversationist... (or dubbed by Joshua - Memoirs of a Moon-talker) *everything said below are told-of by the person herself, hear-say from a third-party, gossips thru' the grapevine or related by true victims themselves, any grievance or watsoever, tell the moon!* :P
Rite... how shall we start? nvm.... I shall juz bitch as i always do... u all try to piece everything together into a story ya, a few crazy dialogues... bt dun trust any of it... the only true things are the part on our main character: Moon-talker
One dark stormy nite.................. nth happens~~~ *drumroll*..... (story starts):
A young n innocent Al abt the age of 16, entered the first time into SRJC, embracing herself for the nx 3 mths of fun-life in 1A01! yeah! together wif a few new found frenz (clique they call it) wif Angeline, Xiaowei, Kaili, Sijin n XiaoMin..
Al: wah! tt girl super enthu sia... volunteer for being class rep... sit first row.
Angel: yah lo yah lo
Kaili: act sat one
Al: maybe girls' sch
(nodded in unison)
A few wks later... at a class BBQ...
Sijin: eh, Amos n Julia are showing up together
Xiaomin: i heard they are going out
Al: REALLY???? since when??
Kaili: goodness! she came wif a long satin dress!
Angel: wah!
Al: how bad can her dress sense be?
playing truth of dare later...
1A01: kiss kiss kiss kiss!!!
Julia: ok, we shall juz treat it as drama ya?
Amos: ... (red like lobster) kissed.
A few days later... rumours hv it that they are officially a couple. *rolls eye*
Al: i can't blif it! no one is going to be my clique anymore in SRJC!!! that started the 2 yrs torture in SRJC... even Angeline ended up in 2A03...
Al: thank goodness you ppl are still remaining here!
Dot: yah.. i begged Mrs Lee
Mic: heard that Amos n Julia broke up.
Al: really? that fast?
saw Julia alone
Al: oh look... she's so pitiful... sitting alone at the bench
Mic: nvm her... she's weird anyway
Dot: yah... she was like... super enthu
still, i went over...
Al: hey jul, wan to join me and gang?
Julia: nah, it's ok. I know i sound terrible, but i m more like a guy. Chat better wif guys.
Humiliated, i shrugged and left, determined not to hv anything to do wif this gal anymore den necessary in my life. Throughout the nx 1 and a half year...
Dot: what is wif her I'm sorry i m alive look?... Al: does she ever comes to school?... Mic: she's more like a floating swan... see? her ballerina shorts.. yeah! so graceful!... Litheng: is she a punk or is she madam in agony? can she make up her mind abt which direction of fashion she wan to explore?... Amos: she dumped me coz of a scout...
Julia, entering the class oh mr singh, i m so sorry... I.. (bit her lips)
Mr Singh: nvm, just go back to ur seat
PE time- sit and reach napha
Al: i can't bend an inch more! my back is so gg to break! let me juz fail napfa and be fat for the rest of my life!!
Julia, suddenly springing out of nowhere
Julia: com'on Hoiling! u can do this! one two! one two!
everyone looked at each other... puzzled for the sudden enthusiasm coming fr a usual zombie
Dot: julia? y are u bringing ur bible all ard? ... Mic: watz wif her big cross on her chest?... Litheng: oh my god... she prays wif a bible in her hand during break?!! Al: someone save her!
Senthil: heard she went out wif Junhao?
Julia: I blif in toking to the moon
Junhao: huh?
Julia: i tok to the moon once in a while.
Junhao: for wat??
Julia: the moon would sometimes reply me! It changes colour in response
Junhao: errr...
Julia: i saw it changed colours for me in many occasions
Junhao: .....................
a few days later, they broke up. Reason? ermmm.. u all can think of it urself.
And yes, the 2 yrs ended.
Nth much was heard from her... except at times... we heard abt her wearing prom gown to Orchard, satin dresses to BBQ n marketplace... put on thick thick make-ups at airports harrassing old classmates... as related by a victim:
Joshua: wtf! she look like a mamasan!
Peishan: she has streaks of GOLD haif
Joshua: u can't miss her anywhere! she's red alert!
Michelle: have you heard abt her going up in some chinese tok show?
Al: no no... what happened?
Michelle: apparently.. she went up to this show.. telling the host that she committed suicide on two occasions.. one being the age of 17
Al: for wat? for having too little satin dresses?
Mic: no, she told everyone that she was octracised by her classmates
Al: wait... 17... aren't we her classmates?
Mic: apparently yes...
Al: we are potential killers!
Mic: we nv explicitly badmouth her in front of her rite?
Amos: hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahhaa
Minyi: omg
Joshua: wtf
Amos: she is satanic too!
Peishan: our reputation! all the teachers believed that she's a gd student
Al: which make us all baddies!
Joshua: let's gossip more abt her... i like this topic
Amos: hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
Peishan: i can't blif this julia
Minyi: my twin used to like the moon too...
Well ppl... this is some of the stories i heard... on top of other crazier ones... bt... if u see some gold-satin dress floating ard Orchard... freak not! it is juz our Julia the moon talker floating ard Orchard!
and hi ppl... sth to smile abt... presenting... Senthil Kumar's baby photos!