Right... while i was sitting at THE DESK today... i came to this classic conclusion... lack of sleep is EVERY woman's enemy! Men applied too if they are vain... it enhances EYEBAG, DRYING OF SKIN, DEVELOPMENT OF SPOTS DUE TO THE EXCESSIVE PRODUCTION OF BLACK PIGMENTS... WHICH IS ALSO WHY WE GET DARK EYE RINGS!! So pls, SLEEP MORE!

What's more... if you are working as a telemarketeers (esp in the lobby of a renowned 6-star hotel), repeating the SAME conversation with jealous wives, busy loaded billionares, lack of sleep cause a greater impact... you have to swallow the excessive amount of yawning (which is quite bad due to the intake of carbon dioxide) which of course lead to an overwhelming surge of headache, and the inevitable bad manners...

Actually i tink the BUN (no matter how tiny) helps... the stretch at the back of your head helps to pull a bit of conciousness back which would otherwise been NIL and singing it's own melody in dreamland (ie. yawn* yawn* snort* snore*)

the Smile... ah yes... the smile... let me take a little time offtrack to describe THE SMILE. You stretch ur mouth to the side as much as possible ... den grinch like this ---> )--( now this takes practise... overstretching will positively expose your reluctance to smile... but understretching (is there such a word?) will pass off unnoticed... den watz the use of smiling? Now we don't want that to happen, do we? You should do it right! Now do it with me:
smile to the extent that you feel the pill of muscles at your cheeks.
watch it... don't exert too much force! It will prove your insincerity... furthermore... it makes your face rounder.
hint: if you have a long and oval face, smile further; if y have a big head and round face like mine (excuse the double chins too), pls smile PROPORTIONATELY! don't expose too much of your flaws in public! winkz*

Actually sitting at the GM desk, the BIG AND SOPHISTICATED desk, wearing a black suit, a bun, having a nice title and getting the same pay just as any Tom, Dick and Harry certainly boosting my HUMBLE dignity which is scarce these days... i mean... i m a sucker for punishments... i m actually looking forward to the daily scoldings to fill my time! -_-"'