Had been a mountain tortoise the whole of this wk! other than Monday gg out for Jap.. I've NOT left my house AT ALL. crawling slowly slowly thru my ICP notes now.. I WAN TO FINISH CHPT 3 TODAY! since I'm soooooooooooooo brain-dead, i shall come up n blog for a tiny while to pass my stress out to u all... 26 more days before the first Managerial Econs n ICP exam! SHIOK LAHX! two econs related paper in a day... can't make my day darker le! BT STILL! i swear i m gg to do my best to try to secure second lower!!!
as of tis moment......
wat can b worse than my hubby hugging another woman rite next to me while i m studying?
sight of messy table?
a Jap exam coming up next Monday?
one chapter down and a million more to go?
the impossibility of making friends with another wif digits?
urgh..... i m suffering a major crisis!
I swear... i m burning you straight after exam for all the mental tortures u are giving me now!
in case u noticed, yes, i was so bored i cut my own bangs at home.
Jiawen came fetch me last sat after the weight management event to roam abt Orchard before my Jap. and actually fetch me again 3 hr plus later after the class and pei me to Biaoyong's farewell gathering at Orchard Partyworld.. SORRY BIAOYONG I DIN'T STAY LONG! i had the LONGEST day... was out since 9am till then.. so by e time i came.. i had already spent 13 hrs outside! really deadbeat to stay long! dui bu qi... and oso dui bu qi my da laopo n xiaoqies.......... anyway, froggy saw tt i was tired n he was rushing out to watch soccer wif his frenz, so he treated me home in cab. he took THIS out of his pocket.. OK LAH.. small small present, bt this teddy bear got our anniversary date de.... so a little touched. A LITTLE ONLY HUH CHIN, dun gloat!
Anyway.. the weight management event was hip hip hooray success!
preparing the items at 9am at coffee room
in charge of reception tt day... greeting my first customer
Explaining the programmes to some tik ko peks who only came for belly dancing
wif Jean
and Qianhui who rushed down after sch to help out for the health screening
this wun quench ur thirst, does it?
woohoooooo~ nahx~ let u all shioky pie abit before i hit back on the books!
Ima benkyoo shitemimasu. benkyoo o shinakutemoii desu ka???????????
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I came across this joke Chenju sent me last year while deleting old emails~ wahahah~ ok~ this is how long i delete emails.. COZ i seldom clear it.. LOL
The businessman and the hooker
A proper man met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price.
So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed a note:
Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that:
(1.) it had never been occupied;
(2.) that there was plenty of heat;
(3.) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home...... Last night, however, I found that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:
Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord!
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